Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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