he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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