your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
pray to the hookup gods
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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