Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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