I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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