Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
