You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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