The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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