i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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