We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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