chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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