Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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