It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
