How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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