so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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