it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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