what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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