no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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