For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
