apparently the secret to your success is patron
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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