so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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