People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I deserve this hangover.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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