Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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