don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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