bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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