he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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