I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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