from now on my penis is your penis
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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