Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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