I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Randomize
