hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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