She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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