just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I need a hoe opinion
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