i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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