similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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