why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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