He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I want a musical about memes.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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