That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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