Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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