he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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