i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
