Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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