Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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