I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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