I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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