i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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