In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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