you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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