what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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