Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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